Rex Ryan Has A Framed Picture Of His Wife's Feet On His Desk

Now I know what you’re all thinking. First reaction is of course “Photoshop!” “Thats shopped bro!” “You got J’Macd!” Well 2 things:

1) If there was ever a coach to have a framed picture of his wife’s feet on his desk, its Rex Ryan. For myriad reasons:

A) First and foremost because that guy fucking loves feet. Some people put up a picture of their family’s faces. Some people put up a picture of their favorite vacation spot. The things they really love. Well Rex loves his wife’s feet so when he’s stuck at the office and stressed he can look at that picture and remember whats really important – he gets to go home and fuck those feet

2) Rex likes to keep it loosey goosey. He wants his team to play carefree and have fun out there. Same thing applies to coaching. So every now and then, when being the Don of Bills Mafia gets a little too stressful, Rex can release some tension right then and there at his desk. Yes, I’m referring to the fact that I think Rex Ryan crack’s stick to this framed picture of his wife’s feet.

D) Its a reminder of where he came from. The circus that was the New York Jets. Maybe Rex really is trying to turn over a new leaf and run his organization differently. Its almost like motivation. Shaming yourself into acting different. Like when you hang a picture of your fat self on the fridge to make sure you go to the gym. Maybe Rex puts up that screen cap of the porno he made where he fucks his wife’s feet in order to be like “I won’t screw this one one. I won’t screw this one up.” Any time hes motivated to say something stupid to the media or do anything idiotic, he looks at those dogs and says “No Rex. Down boy. We fuck feet behind closed doors now. This is the new us.”

And 2) Regardless of the reasoning, I choose to believe. Like Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Street. Believe a lie that brings a smile or a truth that brings a tear? I, for one, choose to believe Rex Ryan has a framed picture of his wife’s dogs on his desk.

PS – Either way its hilarious that the North Shore Animal League posted this picture to their facebook. Poor NSAL. Just tryna save dogs and they got a foot fetish controversy on their hands.